Crash Course Comedy Cavalcade!

This was another date with Billy; if I remember, it was a trivia night at a then-local bar. To clarify, I DID have dates before Billy, but Billy was the only guy who didn’t ghost me afterward; I meant to say “second date”. Billy is now my husband.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsnU81zHWFL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cwyxh31l9rgu

Yes, 16 years ago, Trogdor The Burninator was introduced to the world via Strong Bad Emails on homestarrunner.com. Thus, a legend was born and no peasant nor thatched-roof cottage was safe from being BURNINATED!
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This same thing applies to the Packers’ 2018-19 season in general. Ugh, how do you lose in a shutout to the goddamn LIONS?!?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsiQ7klHk3l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hupb5pmwyady

That song was stuck in my head at the time. Harold Melvin And The Blue Notes sang the original of If You Don’t Know Me By Now in 1972, Patti LaBelle did a live cover of it in 1985, and Simply Red did a hit studio cover of it in 1989.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfhF5jnqKb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xukzo8tipvkx

Now accepting job offers to be Dr. Doom in the next Fantastic Four movie…any takers?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsdBYJ6ns67/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kjua6yp3rj5z

Oh, Hannah Hillam, you are so damn relatable it hurts. I have red marks all over my scalp and arms from a major pimple popping session (or, in the case of my scalp, ingrown hairs). I can’t help it, blemishes of any sort are too satisfying NOT to pop! (Repost via @hannahhillam)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsaX37OHYG0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=166dajuvtj0q9

I’m a lipstick-and-mascara-only kinda gal, maybe a bit of eyeshadow or a bright eyeliner every now and then. Makeup tutorials confuse me. I can’t do eyebrows at all, and don’t get me freaking started on the nightmare that is contouring! (Repost via @facesbybravo and @momsbehavingbadly)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsaW14IHgC-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=silcyhahjdup

I still have bad days like this. I don’t remember what the package was, but seeing this was from 2012, it was probably jewelry-making supplies or nail polish.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsaRPXoHMnR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k9c0oc5esj1

When Tesla wants cuddles, she GETS cuddles.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsX-L4DnoFR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kxkrf2g5i9at

1/7/19: “Goddamnit, not ANOTHER ice storm! Where’d I put the rock salt container from last time???”
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